You can't rewrite the past.

tylerknott:

Typewriter Series #173 by Tyler Knott Gregson

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lochnesie:

“A 1^st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class.  She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.”

all of these children are me

i literally just spit all over my computer laughing

“There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder.”

it’s always darkest before daylight savings time oh my god

when the blind lead the blind, get out of the way

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andrealessi:

Reblogging this again because it’s a real thing, and that’s the actual picture they ran with the news story.

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